NO MORE JAY'S?!
The Jay's Potato Chip factory on Chicago's South Side is closing down this afternoon and with it a HUGE question - what do I eat with my sandwiches? I'm a Jay's man...I remember getting the pencils to go back to school with when I was a shorty. The chips were/are great and the 200 plus people who are now out of work three weeks before Xmas must be pretty pissed. I'd be careful with the next few months worth of Jay's...could have that special urine flavor if you know what I mean.
And Now We Have Sound
There is a voice to go with the face. Drew Doo Doo's wife who is missing along with a hundred other women around the globe including a few European children has left the world what may be her last phone message. When will this end? The magic 8 ball says "they haven't arrested that piece of garbage yet?" Maybe they need a better detective. Or perhaps a better team of lawyers and detectives. Personally I think it is beyond comical that Drew Doo Doo is still free. You got a missing blue barrel with quite possibly a missing white woman inside of it, a missing cowardly lion's mask and did I mention a missing WHITE WOMAN IN A BLUE FRIGGING BARREL that no one can find. Compelling and rich...
I Can't Go Shopping - Not With All The Shooting
My hatred for the commercialism of Xmas has reached it's zenith. Depressed area teenager Robert A. Hawkins was recently fired from Mickey D's, released from his girlfriend and kicked out of his parents home. That was enough for him to kill nine people at a Omaha, Nebraska mall yesterday. I wish that boy was alive, I'd show him depression. He then killed himself because - well we'll never know that part. Chicken.
And Finally
You be the judge.
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