Thursday, July 16, 2009

QUICK HITS

Peace

I will have a bigger statement on the Burr Oak situation as soon as I find out if my people are in there...craziest thing I have ever heard of in my life and I totally mean that...soon come with commentary.

SEARS TOWER

So at 10am this morning the name of Sears Tower changed to Willis Tower. Outside of my instant outrage at corporate name changes, I think this is a chance to really support a really dumb-assed idea. Hopefully the good folks at Willis thought about the reaction of locals when it comes to landmark name changes.

Grant Park was fine but then Mayor GimmeYoMoneyThe Olympics Are Comin' put a park IN THE PARK THAT WAS ALREADY A PARK - Millenium Park. Comiskey Park (as evil as he may have been - Comiskey that is) is now US Cellular Field...no more Chicago Stadium - Standard Oil Building...shit like that makes Chicagoans blink and twitch.

Now don't think for a second that the local TV networks won't run the Willis name in the ground - oh you KNOW they will. If (man I hope this doesn't happen) a major disaster or another Spiderman like character decides to make the Tower his backdrop, the media will call it Willis Tower. COUNT ON IT.

I won't cause Willis Tower is Arnold's brothers building given to him when Mr. Drummond died...what? Conrad Bain is dead? Oh man...

SOTOMAYOR AND THE MAN

I really hope that soon to be Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor gets Lindsey Graham and Senators Jeff Sessions and Tom Coburn...hope she gets the pictures of them in Powdered Wigs and lipstick kissing each others ass while they dance and pee on pictures of each others wives and the flag - fucking hate those guys...good luck Sis. Sotomayor.


SCOREBOARD UPDATE

GO WHITE SOX! Go away Cubs.

The Bears start Training Camp in a few weeks...if you are over 6 feet tall and have good hands, the Bears need you at Wide Reciever.

The Blackhawks will fire you even if you do well...that McDonough is no punk - just ask the Tribune Co. and the Chicago Cubs. I think the Cubs asked him to leave because he called a lot of people out for being inept. Too bad Cub fans - if he would've been able to do his job you might have a series by now...HA HA HA HA no you wouldn't.

See you on the radio - whpk.org 2pm (Central) Thursdays - News From the Service Entrance the radioshow.




2 comments:

Unknown said...

Wesley Willis Tower

Rock over London; rock on Chicago.

Mario said...

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