Okay here we go...
ROGER DODGER
Looks like the
HGH guzzling maniac known as
Roger Clemens is about to fumble and stumble upon every word that comes off his bubblin' lips...It's too bad that
CONgress doesn't have the same time to devote to the ongoing crisis in Americas urban areas but wait a second - what am I thinking? Baseball has an anti-trust exemption. The citizens only have voting power...that and
anarchy but who wants that?
Look at it this way, if CONgress does manage to get that slack-jawed bumpkin to admit he was hitting the
Flintstone's Chewables AND getting a needle shoved in his
arse -
hooray beer! But Roger won't say anything and most likely commit perjury primarily because he is stupid.
DAMN HILL, WHAT GOES ON?Hey baby you might want to make sure you can effectively pick your face up from the floor between today and next week. Citizens of
Texas and
Ohio - DO THE RIGHT THING - get up early and vote...vote for
anything but the same thing. I know that this will be hard but hey what is the worst scenario and who would you rather have at the controls?
Momentum is a bitch ain't it?
Hillary you should have told your man to
STFU at the very beginning of this long campaign. You already knew that his mouth is tainted and certain to get anyone within a 50 mile radius in some kind of trouble.
Barack Obama has the attention of college aged adults, black folks, white folks and women.
REAGAN,
BUSH,
CLINTON,
BUSH.
32 years of the same thing. Nuff said.
SPRING
IS COMING
Here in Chicago the snow globe of Planet Earth, the saving grace is that
PITCHERS and
CATCHERS REPORT! By the end of this weekend both the
CUBS and
WHITE SOX will be in the beginning of Spring Training and I will be happy as a pig in slop. A welcome change of pace from a dreary, long winter. Hooray Baseball!
